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The following article is a guest post, courtesy of Bronson Farr

We’ve all heard them before, and to be honest, they usually don’t work. Pick up lines are great for breaking the ice and making a couple of laughs, but if you’re trying to spit game with them, you might as well just pack up and go home. Here at CMB we found several funny pick up lines on the interwebs.

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"You have something on your face."
*They go to rub it off
"Huh, I guess beautiful doesn't come off."#pickuplines

#BadPickupLines I will pick you up, woman. Is this understood?

Girl, you're an 11/0 because your beauty is undefined.

And if you don't get that math reference, goodbye👋

Girl u look so fine, i could possibly put u in a bowl and maybe make u a part of a complete breakfast #badpickuplines

Damn girl! Was your dad a cook at a burger restaurant? Cause… UuuuuuMAMI! #badpickuplines

See this ring? I dug up my grandmother's dead body, and pried it of her finger to get it. It'll be yours some day…

Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams. #PickupLines

I want you wrapped in my arms… like a burrito… be my bærrito #pickuplines

Hey gurl… You smell like barbecue sauce… And I like barbecue sauce #pickuplines

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you, too. #PickUpLines #Noticed

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